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    Posted: 19 Jul 2007 at 10:24pm
I am just going to get it out of the way now...I can't believe how bad my horses ran on Saturday (3287). I don't know what I'm doing wrong to be saddled with such crappy posts...jockeys...trainers (oh wait...that's me). I need a grade I baby! Daddy needs a new Grade B horse!!! Go Cuchi Go!!! think positive...think positive...think positive... WWSD? (What would Squirrel do?)
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Have you placed your cat in a box and taken a picture???
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[quote:f9c958a814="*beisbol"]WWSD? (What would Squirrel do?)[/quote:f9c958a814] She would console herself that eventually she'll have a second 2yo winner, and breed another to improve the odds of that happening. [quote:f9c958a814="* thebigshow"]Have you placed your cat in a box and taken a picture???[/quote:f9c958a814] I'l have you know the cat put [i:f9c958a814]herself[/i:f9c958a814] in the box. And then stayed there even when the camera (aka instrument of cat doom) was pulled out.
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  Quote beisbol Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 2007 at 4:12pm
First I need a cat. Then I need a box. This could get tricky... Can't I just offer to buy 20000 credits if I miraculously win a Grade I this weekend? It seems to work in politics....
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  Quote thebigshow Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2007 at 4:03am
Ok...I'm into the 20,000 credit thing. You enter a horse into a Grade I and I will guarantee victory by threatening to hack all the stables of everyone who enters. Oh wait...can you beat 3 computer horses???
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  Quote beisbol Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2007 at 4:40am
I can beat most computer horses that are 3yo. Wouldn't it be easier for me just to enter three Dice Dancer-type accomplices?
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  Quote itch Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2007 at 4:44am
Shut the blank up, Donny. (Jk) :wink:
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  Quote thebigshow Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2007 at 1:26pm
You could do that, but it means you need 4 horses of Grade I cabilur. I thought you told me you only have three horses in total...now are you lying to the Horsemen??? Oops...that is slanderous innuendo. Maybe we could get Mike to "fix" races with us. So many of them every week are broken. How do I know? If they were not broken, I would win more...even though I have a lousy collection of horses and an even worse trainer.
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[quote:0b9c946868="*squirrel"][quote:0b9c946868="*beisbol"]WWSD? (What would Squirrel do?)[/quote:0b9c946868] She would console herself that eventually she'll have a second 2yo winner, and breed another to improve the odds of that happening. [quote:0b9c946868="* thebigshow"]Have you placed your cat in a box and taken a picture???[/quote:0b9c946868] I'l have you know the cat put [i:0b9c946868]herself[/i:0b9c946868] in the box. And then stayed there even when the camera (aka instrument of cat doom) was pulled out.[/quote:0b9c946868] How come nobody asks WWKD???? HUH... strange.... oh that's right I don't have a big G1 winner! :wink: Squirrel -- my sisters 1yo kitten (Malone) loves to sleep in the bathroom sink. If someone is in the bathroom he jumps up there, curls up, and looks so content. Weird cat. Keely
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  Quote beisbol Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2007 at 6:21pm
I ran 13th, so my complaint was valid and quite the feat of prognostication. The [size=18:ec69c65400]donnybeisbol fire sale[/size:ec69c65400] starts on Sunday night. Everything that has not been 1-2-3 for an allowance or better in its last 3 starts will be in the auction. Well, except for the ones training for next week :) Squirrel and Keely might not find anything useful, but I'm sure someone will be able to improve on some of my steeds, if only to get the 'beisbol curse' out of their system! :rock:
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