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Topic: Some Comedy For Friday Work..
Posted By: smokeglack
Subject: Some Comedy For Friday Work..
Date Posted: 17 Sep 2015 at 6:46pm
We were at lunch time today and just having some fun with riddles and jokes and stuff. So I'll just post 3 tonight if you haven't heard or wanna use tomorrow at work.

K, so these have to be said rapidly by the questioner and rapidly from the replier, as well as the question at the end.

Ask a person to repeat these words rapidly:

Silk
Bilk
Filk (no such word, but)

Then ask them the question, what does a cow drink?

Usually the answer is milk....A cow drinks water..


2) Similar lines...

Drop
flop
mop
crop

What do you do at a green light?

Stop is usually the answer given...

3) This one is easier reading but a lil harder verbally..

A plane is heading from Mexico to the USA. The plane crashes literally on the borderof the USA and Mexico. Half of the plane is in Mexico, and half of it is USA. Where do you bury the survivors?

Of course you don't bury survivors..

Anyway, fun to share with family as well.

Sorry, bored on a Thursday night before football game.

Anyone else have some ones? I love these types.

PS:

Oldie but goodie..

I need 2 coins only to make 55 cents in change, and one of them cannot be a nickel. How would I do this?

Didn't say 2 nickels, so 50 cents piece and a nickel..

Confused







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